I receive one e-mail, from my friend at the Linkoping Univ., Sweden (dank u wel). It is all about, the best way to re-write your "out of office" automated replies. heh...heh...hehh, I guess, you guys should try it. ha ha ha .....
The Best 'Out of Office' Automated Replies
1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail
to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at
all.
3: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless mails you send me
until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail
will be deleted in the order it was received.
4: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for
the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
5: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see
how many individuals did this over and over).
6: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.
7: I've run away to join a different circus.
8: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'.
# 5 seems to be great for me. Let me see .....ha ha ha (ni gelak jahat keluar tanduk ni)
Pakcik said: I've nothing to say :-)
The Best 'Out of Office' Automated Replies
1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail
to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at
all.
3: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless mails you send me
until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail
will be deleted in the order it was received.
4: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for
the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
5: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
sending again.'(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see
how many individuals did this over and over).
6: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.
7: I've run away to join a different circus.
8: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'.
# 5 seems to be great for me. Let me see .....ha ha ha (ni gelak jahat keluar tanduk ni)
Pakcik said: I've nothing to say :-)
13 comments:
funny but at the same time KEJAMMMM..
hahahaha..
buatnya bos yg hantar email, sia2 jer...hahaha
kekekeke.....mmg cun utk digunapakai...aku akan guna kesemua pilihan utk orang yg sama...kalau kena pilih, aku pilih yg no 8...
Wa, great idea man!!!
I like #6. hehehe
hehehe..aku pun nak tulis..kelakar lagi kejam ni..!
gd idea.. i wanna use point #6.. 19 weeks...! fuh.. hehehe
Heee.. so next time bila nak set out of office msg mesti teringatkan pasai ni.. heee..
salam,
since i'm on leave now....i think, i should pick one of that messages...except no.8...ha...ha..ha...
Salam Azizi,
hahahah these are pretty cool!
tapi tak sampai ati nak try....sian orang tu...tapi yg nomot 5.memang bertanduklaha!hahahaha
I prefer no 5.. Kejam n menyakitkan hati... hehehehe
[arep] ....dasat tu buat jokes mcm ni kan?
[cikmaz] ..ha ha ha pengsan bos baca.
[marahman] ..aisyehh .. # 8 kaaa?
[josh] ..i will not send emails to you during your vacation trip then ..heh..heh
[putu.bambu] ..kejam ka ? ... takdela kan ..
[nbc] ..the best way to rid off unwanted mails ..heh..heh..heh
[fazrul] ... you have to. * jgn bgtau org lain la ye...
[mazdaud] ... ha ha ha boleh je guna # 8 tu ....
[rerama.salju] ..apasalahnye, sekali sekala kan ..
[daff] .. go # 5 ... boleh guna tu .... utilize kan fungsi email anda.
8: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'.
I like this one!
[love.n.hate.] .... ha ha ha that one is one of the kind. heh..heh..heh
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